Give your chimp what he wants and open this email!
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She's like a detective or something
1. Blocks nuclear radiation better than almost any other book with less pages
We're excited about our book and it shows
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We paid someone to work on it for 36.7 hours straight with no bathroom breaks!
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He kept coming like The Terminator.
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He would have been better off naked
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We'll be back with more stories next year
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Cautionary Tales