You’re reading Cautionary Tales: Often hilarious, sometimes disgusting, and always ridiculous average joe stories. If you enjoy it, please subscribe (free!) and share with friends — it’s the only way to get the word out.
Ryan and I want to thank you for your support. Without you, the readers who read our stuff, we would be nothing but some guys who wrote some stuff that no one read.
We won’t be sending out any stories for a couple of weeks. Who wants to read emails at this time of the year, amiright? We hope you can forget about emails and work and relax for a few days with your loved ones and maybe your beverage of choice.
But we wanted to end this crazy 2021 work cycle with a bang, or at least a smile. So we gathered up a few work memes as our little Christmas gift to you. We will return to our regular programming in the New Year. Happy holidays!
“I guess name-calling is your only attack; because you're too weak to challenge me any other way.”— Goku
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.” — Anonymous
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson
Where people aren’t having fun, they seldom produce good work- David Ogilvy
That’s all for now - keep your toques on and we’ll see you next year!